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★ IN RUTHRILNA ...... ★
It's another dark & depressing day in the oppressive world of Ruthrilna! No casualties to report. Weather: Still raining. More below...
Precautionary: Be on the lookout for any falling airplanes & don't eat the toadstools. You won't want to forget your crowbar at home today,
Today's Dumb Horoscope
Someone will insult your toupee today. Respond to this by baffling them with bullshit or else you will die immediately.
Lucky Vitamins: A, B, XX, 17. | Lucky Numbers: 5, 1, 3. | Lucky Bloodtypes: O, O-, A, AB-
Wait. Did It Really ...? 0-0
This JUST IN !!: Local goat eats entire can... I think. Where else did it go...? Will update when more details.
Princess or killer!? 0-0
This JUST IN !!: Local cheerleader commits every war crime !!! Details inside...
OH, FUCKING CRAP !! Stars!
★ BSD locally sexed by locals locally! ★
REAL !! TOO REAL FOR GOOGLE !!?!!!
Today's story comes to you frm the universe of Ruthrilna. Locals claim they have begun worshipping an anime / manga series as the most recently discovered religion !? Eat ass & worship the series by watching it, reading it, writing it, drwaing it, fucking it, eating it's ass & otherwise obsessing over it. Why do we even like this dumb show so much? We hate it! Now inject it into my bloodstream. Eat ass Um... Eat ass Hold on a moment. Is .... that you, Fyodor ...? This truly is an odd phenomenommmmm. We have kidnapped & tied up Gloomy Sunday.
What does the big guy Morning Dove say about this?!!!
We approached carefully & hit their head when they said:
"What?"
You heard it here first, folks. Uh... OK. In other news, the Bungou Stray Dogs worship hall's free Wi-Fi internet spot was hacked & now you are eating ass being placed cookies on by Fyodor Dostoevsky, who was upset by being banished to a cute little pet game. He also has now contracted Mono.
EVIL WEATHER CORNER ~!! ☀ 🌤 🌦 ⁉ (Play Sailor Drops)
It's raining. T__________________________T .. Raining Drops of Sailors !! AD: Your clothes don't match. & Neither does your face. You are unappealing. If you want to look more matchingly & visually appealing, use your eyes, brain, claw, & logic to eat ass match drops !!! Evil Queen Beryll is going to kill everyone. Quick, save everyone by being more appealing! ♥︎ Damn the fuck you lookin crazy for ! Eat yo food bitch damn !!
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Ruthrilna in 2026
Are you dead? No? Cool! Let's try to keep it this way. There's so few steps in ways to stay alive here on our planet in this year in age... besides, I've got a crouton brand, so you know I'm smarter than you!!! I sold 800 croutons yesterday. 800 individual croutons. 800 individual croutons for $12.00. In a happy singtle bag. Please buy my croutons they're cheap for how many you get ... you can see on the Crouton Prices in the United States page on Tridge dot com that I sell for a fuckable price ..... they're full of Vitamin B
Oh fuck right, the survival list. To be alive, you ABSOLUTELY MUST:
Follow 2-Step Program
- Call ABCDIOEUOUS-5400.
- Give them money.
and that's it! You'll live to be 100!! And maybe even 27! We will make you live longer! Studies show that if you do not give money to Abcsioeuous that you WILL DIE !!! Also I hear 513 has a tiny ding dong & wets the bed LMFAO
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