Welcome to my mini blog !!! Don't break anything
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Why good morning, I'm Soy (Like Soy Milk). I'm a 30 year old, cis boy (Man, but boy is a cuter word). I'm chaotic evil, melancholic, type 9, INFP-t, & my favorite piece of media ever made in the anime / manga, Bungou Stray Dogs.
This is my miniblog! Look around, enjoy your stay & don't listen to my OCs spread any misinformation about me. They're dumbasses (Platonically)
Mmm... I'll put a few real & silly facts about me here!
- I got my first visibly grey hair at age 6. |D
- I can bend my arms backwards & am very double-jointed.
- I am not allowed to own a clock or anything that tells time.
- I had a speech impediment & I went to speech therapy.
- I suffered from heavy crouping as a child (WHICH HURTS)
- I get crazy nosebleeds...
Most embarrassing one under this readmore!
Regrettable fact: I've always been rather small & petite. I was still in a carseat when I started going to middle (Secondary) school. :( & when I finally, finally got tall enough to say "hasta la vista baby!" to my baby chair, my local area changed laws & made the height / weight requirement for outgrowing your carseat changed & I was immediately put right back into the carseat for a few more years. I cried :"3
Ollie & Jackson !!! They are my sons & my universe !! I love them more than anything & I cherish them & their company !! I'd do anything. ANYTHING. ANYTHING For my babies.
⇦ Ollie, Oliver, my sweet, severely codependent velcro baby. We have a bond like no other. We spend 24/7 together & we are madly in love :"D My baby Ollie is sweet as HELL, has a permanent sadface, & is an asshole to & hates the guts of everyone but me. XD
⇨ Jackson, My first love, he saved the world. He was a rescue dog & had a tragic past. My therapy dog that I therapy human'ed to. Rest in Peace 5-26-2025, my sweet love Jackson. You will always be my baby no matter life & not life puts in the way. I love you.